Greetings from Füssen in Bavaria.
You’ve heard of A Song For Europe? (It’s almost that time again – the Eurovision Song Contest is in Dusseldorf this year.) Well – here’s a joke for Europe.
An Irishman, a Greek, a Portuguese and a German walk into a bar.
The German pays.
That may be it from me till I reach a keyboard with more familiar symbols. Which is when I’ll let you in on a startling discovery I made in Berlin.