Drum roll please – It’s the all-star celebrity competition.
I said I’d do it – and here it is. Inspired by Rasjacobson, I would very much like to have your stories of celebrity encounters. There’ll even be prizes. But before you rush to leave a comment, breathless with excitement, read on…
It’s partly Jackie Leven’s fault. Now he’s what I call a celeb. Never mind his transcendant singing and story telling – just look at his picture. Looks both rugged and fey. Gazing into the distance. On a motorbike. No helmet. With an owl. An owl!
I got an email from him today because I’ve been trying to track down a copy of an album he made. Turns out it was a private limited edition and sold out. So he’s given my the go-ahead to think laterally (a euphemism). Which I will. But how lovely to hear from the owl-meister personally.
It’s a far cry from the unfortunate encounter I had with one of my favourite writers when I finally got to meet him. I was very silly. He wasn’t impressed.
And that’s the sort of tale I’d like to hear most – how you got to meet someone (need not be someone well known, though fun if it was) and it did not go as planned. Perhaps you finally got to speak to Robert de Niro and spilled gravy in his lap.
Perhaps Liza Minnelli whispered quietly to you… to ask you to pass some toilet roll into her cubicle next to yours. Or you nipped in ahead of another driver, only to find you’d just stolen the Dalai Lama’s parking place. It’s over to you.
This is how it will work (I hope).
- Have a giggle or blush about that time when you met… yes, that time.
- Doesn’t have to involve a celebrity/icon/politician/etc – but good if it does. (If you’re worried about getting into trouble, we can use a pseudynom for the celeb.)
- Also good if it is funny.
- Length? Up to you.
- Write it down and email it to me at paulwaters99 at hotmail.com
- I will put it on this blog as a guest post – with a link back to you.
- You will bask in the satisfaction of seeing your story on a highly prestigious, critically acclaimed, hugely popular blog – er… this one. And if that’s not enough…
- I’ll also send you something lovely in the post if you’d like (probably a book to be honest, I’ll give you the options, you can choose). I’ll email you back for your postal address and won’t tell it to anyone else.
- Hang on – doesn’t that mean everyone who enters could win. Er… yes, I suppose so. I better buy in some stamps.
I’ll post on my embarrassing celeb encounter, but I’d love to hear yours. So have a think.
But in the meantime do leave a comment to let me know if this tickles your fancy, whether I should be bracing myself for overseas postage – or whether I should join the Foreign Legion to avoid having to look at an empty inbox for the next few years.
Have I left anything out? Any vital piece of information? Tell me.
But more importantly – tell me you’re joining in.
Here’s another prompt. It’s audio. It’s got me in it. (Oooh!) It’s an episode of a podcast on life in the UK that I used to do for a German media company. I’m interviewing Tanya who reveals how she accidentally assaulted Donald Rumsfeld, was dared to pinch Defence Secretary Jeff Hoon’s bottom, cried (with laughter) at Tom Cruise offset during Eyes Wide Shut – but did not have improper relations with George Bush Jr. She also has a lovely laugh.
But it’s your stories I’m looking forward to. Yours. Email me.