1. You already know how keen I am on tea cosies. You also need a teapot.
In fact, a chocolate teapot is good for at least one cup of tea – as proved by the Naked Scientists. (Don’t worry. They keep their white coats on.)
3. A mint flavoured suppository. (See tasteful yet surprisingly apt, shocking yet subtle picture below.)
Whoah! Just had a revelation. Instead of “mint flavoured suppository” – change it to Minty Suppository – what a good character name. Oh yes. that’s the level of literary invention you’re dealing with here. The bar is set very high.
Minty Suppository could be a Noo Yoick Irish cop who doesn’t take any… well, you know. Or perhaps an innocent lass from Idaho who triumphs over the wolves in the city with her smile a little crooked but her honour intact. Works for male or female.
Anyway – enjoy the mint flavoured suppository picture….
And feel free to suggest any similarly useful or effective things.
(This post for the Loose Bloggers Consortium on effectiveness… Oh, wait a moment. Effectiveness? Dammit! This post is hereby declared ineffective. For something more effective, visit the other LBC members. Their links are in the right-hand column. Just scroll down.)