I saw this classified advertisement. What do you reckon? Is she the girl for me?
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call………. and ask for Annie, I’ll be waiting…..
But wait. There’s a picture that goes with the advert.
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my number
So call me maybe.
Oh. Riiiight… Perhaps I should call anyway.
Apparently the ad appeared in the Atlanta Journal and 150 men were surprised to discover that they had rung up the Atlanta Humane Society.
Blackwatertown 
AND….. She will hang on your every word!
She looks like a great communicator.
probably the best relationship to have! not complaining about mine tho!
Perhaps you could have three in your relationship?
only if it is a Pug Dog
No, sorry, just not my type. And the intensity of that staring is quite disconcerting. This dame will suss out all my sordid secrets….
…and love you anyway.
You should check out the Indian matrimonial columns like shaadi.com for better alliances as we call them in these parts!! We mean marriage of course.
But Annie doesn’t mind what ethnicity I am – and doesn’t lay down any strictures for religion, caste or mother tongue.
“riding in your pickup truck” hmm!
On the front seat of course.
Oh that’s bold…. Gave me a laugh though!
Wonder what her favourite film is?
I like it; which advertising agency does she work for? Great copy!
She won the Golden Bone three years running.
She’ll be fine unless you sleep in her basket! 😉
By the way, I’ve got a new blog so you can swap the old one out and put the new one there in your blogroll! All assuming you like the new one! 😉
We’re gonna need a bigger basket.
(And I’ve sorted the link out.)
🙂
Thanks!
Those eyes say take me home; I’m the one you can trust, I will love you always, I’ll be loyal till the end.
Blessings – Maxi
Phew! I thought she was casting covetous eyes on my pickup truck.
This is a favorite :), I like your blog!