I saw this classified advertisement. What do you reckon? Is she the girl for me?
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call………. and ask for Annie, I’ll be waiting…..
But wait. There’s a picture that goes with the advert.
Oh. Riiiight… Perhaps I should call anyway.