Some people just cannot or will not wait.
I saw this Christmas shop window being installed this month.
So that’s Christmas, right? In JULY!
I do hope it does not end up looking like this…
That’s right. It would be awful it was suddenly transformed into a pie and eel shop. Because we clearly cannot have enough Christmas-in-July shops in London. High time we had some more. It’s already nearly August, people! The month after the month after that is October, and by then there’ll be almost no time left to spend money. So get cracking!
(Or, as it’s Christmas – nearly – get crackling! Geddit?)