"Hello, it's George here..."
George Michael rang up today. Yes, that one. He wanted to deny newspaper claims that he and partner Kenny Goss had split up. But the conversation soon veered off the subject. Continue reading
This being back in full time work lark is a bit intrusive. Early starts, crowded commutes, missing the school drop off and pick up, drinking curtailed, less time to write breathless prose like this.
But it’s structure – which is important, so I’m told. And they’ll pay me. Sometime soon. And if it ever feels a little like this…
At least it’ll never anywhere near as bad as this…
First, I wrap my arm in a skin for protection
Then I crawl in the pit.
Let’s light the place up a bit.
There she is
Those are her eggs.
I let her take my protected arm, sort of like noodling for fish.
Then my buddy pulls me out with snake attached.
Ain’t she a beaut?
Whoa, that’s a biggie.
(Thanks to Colt Monday and yougottobekidding, from where I nicked these – though goodness knows the original source.)